Studious, Gullible, Exciting, Romantic, Fast-Paced, Fat, Sexy, Unique, Obviously Self-Loving Writer with a passion for anything that stands out as against the general social standard.
People keeping telling me this is supposed to be the best time of my life but I just had a date cancel on me and could I please just skip forward two years to when my life is more complete? I don’t want to date anymore.
sometimes I look at a mini-human and I’m like “so cute” and then it does me a favor and sneezes and I watch the snot run down its face onto its overalls and I see the mom wipe the child’s face with her HAND and then wipe her HAND on the back of her JEANS.
Guys I don’t want one of those.
As many of you know, I go on Craigslist personals for writing material. Believe it or not, I get great stuff, and sometimes I even respond to an ad to get it flowing.
However, here’s a few things that DO NOT DO IT FOR ME, as a twenty year-old woman:
—>”I am vasectomy safe.” Sorry gramps, that’s not my style.
—>”No BWWs” - in fact, the fact that the Craigslist and porn communities label is as “BBW”, and yeah, I am insulted.
—>”Daddee’s lookin for a new toy”
—>”I’m just looking for your dirty underwear, I’ll pay you for them if there are skid marks.”
—>”I just want a woman to come knock on my door and we just start having sex when I answer.”
—>” put ‘cum dump’ in the title so I know you are real”